Photographic Evidence! The Apocalypse Has Begun!
…in my back yard!
I woke this morning to the sounds of crashing (and splashing!), looked out my window to find clear, unquestionable, evidence that the Mayans were indeed right, and the world is coming to an end! And this devastation would only be the beginning….
Sure, it doesn’t look so ‘apocalyptic’ from this angle, but large tree limbs don’t just break and fall by themselves!! (Or do they? We may never know.) This is, without question, the result of the gravitational chaos of an approaching planet Nibiru! Don’t even try to deny it, you silly NASA people!
I’ve lived in denial until this morning! I trusted the scientists who said it couldn’t happen, wouldn’t happen! I trusted the skeptics! I trusted reason and sanity! But, after THIS? What more proof do I need?! (Photograph edited ‘slightly’ for dramatic effect.)
Prepare yourselves! OMFG! Skeeter Davis was right!
If it does all end, I want to end it with hair like Skeeter’s!!!
We’re all doooooomed!!!
December 20, 2012 at 8:51 am
Run Jason! Save yourself! I’m packing up and heading south to the border. I hear they’ve built a big wall down there…I’m gonna crouch down behind it. I’m sure I’ll be safe…
December 20, 2012 at 9:04 am
I heard some interviews with some of the believers and they vehemently claimed NASA were covering up the new planet coming towards us and that at the North Pole you could actually see it with the naked eye… Amazingly some people believe this stuff. Nice pool, though.
December 20, 2012 at 8:55 am
I was just out back…and I’m pretty sure I can see it too!! It’s heading right for the pool!
December 20, 2012 at 9:07 am
Still, if it’s like Saturn, they say it will float on water! It’ll be a nice house feature for you.
December 20, 2012 at 9:15 am
Yeah, but then all the neighbors will want a Planet X in their pools as well. Where are the Hyperspatial engineers from Magrathea when we need them?!
December 20, 2012 at 9:21 am
Hey! There are leaves in your pool!
December 20, 2012 at 8:58 am
LOL!!!
And there’s soon to be a rather large planetary object in it as well.
December 20, 2012 at 9:09 am
Look, if it doesn’t happen…it’s not the end of the world!
December 20, 2012 at 11:17 am
Right! And as Colline points out below, come 12-22-12 the doomsayers will readjust their calculations and we’ll have an entirely new date to shoot for. I have to admire their flexibility.
December 20, 2012 at 11:49 am
Look at the bright side, there’s no reason to clean up the mess …. but don’t forget to contact your hairdresser asap. After all, it’s just a steppin’ stone.
December 20, 2012 at 9:14 am
LOL! Oh, no you don’t Frank! By the way, tried to get in touch with my hairdresser, but she’s booked solid with Nibiruians. Apparently the Skeeter look is all the rage in the galaxy.
December 20, 2012 at 9:33 am
December 20, 2012 at 9:47 am
Next time?! There won’t be a next time!!
And, YOU started it Frank….
December 20, 2012 at 9:57 am
Really …. Me?????
December 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Uh huh!
December 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I am finding this hard to believe. Shiner Bock, Alex?
December 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm
LOL! Shiner isn’t the answer to everything Frank, just most things
December 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm
December 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Don’t panic, I think I know who did it
December 20, 2012 at 9:31 am
LOL! You may be right, in fact, I think those guys are personally responsible for the entire apocalypse.
December 20, 2012 at 9:38 am
Bought myself some good tequila.
I expect I’ll sleep right throguh it.
Plus, no hangover!
December 20, 2012 at 9:44 am
I knew you’d have a plan Guapo! And one that I’d like.
December 20, 2012 at 9:59 am
Alexx..you’re such a tease!!:) or maybe that should be
…whatever, I might as well die smiling!:))
December 20, 2012 at 10:16 am
LOL! We should all die smiling, and with nice hair, like Skeeter.
December 20, 2012 at 10:25 am
LOL! I guess I should enjoy today to the fullest!
December 20, 2012 at 10:43 am
Yes, Kim, and you should start with those Spinach and Cheese Puffs. Those look SO good, and there’s no reason at all I shouldn’t eat my weight in them today!!
http://kimkiminy.wordpress.com/2012/12/20/spinach-cheese-puffs/
December 20, 2012 at 10:48 am
I DEFY you to eat more than two in one sitting.
December 20, 2012 at 10:50 am
I will take you up on that…and win. (Even if I lose, I still win!)
December 20, 2012 at 10:52 am
Looking out my window today, I see no signs of destruction. Maybe it missed us? I doubt this will be the last message of “the end of the world as we know it”!
December 20, 2012 at 11:06 am
You are VERY right about that Colline! I’m only hoping that the next message doesn’t result with a tree in the pool.
December 20, 2012 at 11:53 am
ha ha )))
December 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm
December 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm
haha! You are too funny. I’m sorry there is a tree in your pool…we had some crazy weather sweep through that dropped our temp about 20 degrees and spawned off some tornados in the south. The rain and wind was CRAZY – I had tree limbs everywhere, but no major damage.
December 20, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Oh sure White Lady, blame it things like the ‘wind’ and ‘rain’, and deny the truth… that the real cause was the sun coming into alignment with the galaxy’s supermassive black hole.
(Btw Chica, we did have some crazy winds come through here, no rain though, and a very steep temp drop. Sorry to hear about the tornadoes elsewhere. Those are no fun, well, not unless you’re chasing them and not the other way around.)
December 21, 2012 at 3:23 am
So judging from your weather graphic the world will end when attacked by flying meatballs. What a way to go, I’ll have some cheese and spaghetti made.
You mean you don’t have hair like Skeeter? I actually really like that song.
December 20, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Wow Mike, your comment just made me hungry. It also made me think of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who actually could be the cause of …well, everything!
And no I do not have Sketter hair, nor do I have her Klingon forehead….
December 21, 2012 at 3:27 am
What a sweet video – but my gosh! when she started singing I thought she sounded like a contestant on X Factor… not so good!
It was sweet though
Great post.
December 22, 2012 at 2:58 am
LOL! I thought she looked quite ‘life-like’…kinda.
Thanks!
December 22, 2012 at 5:09 am
Since nobody was hurt, all I can think about is “Damn, she has a pool?” I want a pool.
December 24, 2012 at 4:33 pm
EVERYONE in San Antonio has a pool, it’s a necessity. And you’re welcome to come over and use the pool anytime you like Smak …but, no peeing!!
December 24, 2012 at 5:03 pm